Twitter!

I'm on Twitter! Now I can update you on all the newz IMMEDIATLEY BEFORE IT HAPPENS using twitter to twizzeet the newz! So if John Cena is about to turn HEEL and join NEXXUS for REAL by MAKING OUT with Wade Barrett(!?) I can report it! And also I can tweet everytime I masturwank, except I'll probably be sent to "Twitter jail" if I attempt that! LOL!!!!?

http://twitter.com/#!/hotnewz316

Bound For Glory

TNA owes me new PANTZ for signing Mickie James!!! (I got an erection then ejaculated within seven seconds of her walking out!)

But now I wish I'd saved it for mastruwank over Madison Rayne who is a million times hotter than Mickie!

LayCool are hotter than the Beautiful People but Mickie and Madison are hotter than LayCool (because of Michelle dragging the hotness down, not Layla's fault!) so I'd like to see that tag match...IN BED!