Twitter!

I'm on Twitter! Now I can update you on all the newz IMMEDIATLEY BEFORE IT HAPPENS using twitter to twizzeet the newz! So if John Cena is about to turn HEEL and join NEXXUS for REAL by MAKING OUT with Wade Barrett(!?) I can report it! And also I can tweet everytime I masturwank, except I'll probably be sent to "Twitter jail" if I attempt that! LOL!!!!?

http://twitter.com/#!/hotnewz316