TNA owes me new PANTZ for signing Mickie James!!! (I got an erection then ejaculated within seven seconds of her walking out!)
But now I wish I'd saved it for mastruwank over Madison Rayne who is a million times hotter than Mickie!
LayCool are hotter than the Beautiful People but Mickie and Madison are hotter than LayCool (because of Michelle dragging the hotness down, not Layla's fault!) so I'd like to see that tag match...IN BED!