15/1/02

I AM BACK WItH MORE HOT NEWZ! And OMG doodz the big newz is that "BIG LAZY THE GOLDBERG KILLER" Keven Nash and Scott "ALCOHOL TASTES GOOD" Hall and Hollywood "OLD BALD MAN" Hogan have signed ten million dollar a month contracts with teh WWF! And they will be in the main events of every ppv and raw and Smackdown and drag the workrate down to NEGATIVE TEN STARS**********!!!! And if someone ha s a good match on the undercard the Hulkster will come out and say "Stop working so hard brother your making me look bad brother" and they will have to have a bad match!

Tazz and Spike Dudleyz tag team will be called short and shorter and Tazz is shorter lol.

Godfather, the bizarre Goldust, Mister Perfect and Val Penis (lol) wont be the only old guys in the Royale Rumble! Papa Shango and Kama Mustafa will be in it too! Then the WWF will release a Three Faces of the Godfather video! And Skinner the aliagator man will be in it 2!!!

WWA's next paper view will have Disco and the Disqo Duck versus the bannanas in pjamas!!! And a big coconut runs in and Disco tries to take a bite out of it but he breaks his teeth! And then the coconut takes off his shell and it is Alex Wright! And he dances and Disco dances too but he can't keep up with the German dancing machine and he passes out and the bananas are the tag team champeons!

Tripel H and Stephanie will break up when Steph watches an old tape of Hunter hitting on Marlena (Terri Runels for you NEWBIE FAIR WEATHER FANZ) and she thinx it happened last week and she slaps him and he pedigrees her!

The rumour is that this week on Raw Jericho will read out a list of 100 hundred reasonz why he is better than Rock! And he'll keep reading andreading then good old JR will get in the ring! And JR will say "JESUS H CHRIST CHRIS, GIVE IT A FUCKING REST" then Jericho puts him in the walls of Jericho! and JR screams "LET ME GO YOU SON OF A BASTARD, IN 25 YEARS NOBODYS EVER PUT A HAND ON ME, I'LL SEND BRAD SHAW AFTER YOU". And Jericho quickly lets go and runs away!!!

Christian will get new entrance music performed by Pavarotti!

Undertaker has refused to lose the hardcore titel! So Vince will have the mean Street Posse and Crash Holly and Thrasher jump Taker in a zoo (twenty four seven REMEMBER!?) and they'll SHOOT on him to get the belt back!

Billy and Chuck will call there new finished THE PRIDE MARCH!

Tajiri and Torrie Wilson will split when she refuses to eat his sushi and he refuses to ear hers!

REAL NAME FILE:

Hulk Hogan = Terry "Thunderlips" Hogan

Kane = Isaac Jacobs.

Tazz = Pete Tazmania.

Ultimate Warrior = Mommie's Little Warrior (his mother was high in the sixties when she named him!)

Chris Jericho = Christopher Robins Jerichoman (JK LOL!)

EVEN MORE SIGN IDEAZ!

Regal's tea is Booker Tea's urine!

I'd rather be in Chyna...HAVING SEX!

What about MAVEN (not Raven)!?

Triple H takes roids....HEMMAROIDS!

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And now for a big interview with a big man he is the Big Show!!!

Me: WEEEEELL, it's the Big Show!

Show: Hello.

Me: OMG UR HUGE!

Show: We're talking on the phone...

Me: You look huge on tv! ARe you bigger than your Daddy Andre was?

Show: He wasn't my dad...

Me: Then where did you get that Andre shirt that you threw at Hogan and made him cry with?

Show: You have a good memory, kid.

Me: Trish has good mammaries lol.

Show: Uh, yeah...

Me: Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Rikishi?

Show: Are you making fun of my weight?

Me: Yes! How much have you eaten today?

Show: Umm, 12 hamburgers, 10 milkshakes, and a whole chicken.

Me: OMG!

Show: And that was just for breakfast!

Me: LOL! What do you think about peopel on the net calling you The Pig Slow?

Show: They call me that?

Me: Yeah! Cause you eat like a pig and you are slow!

Show: Do you have any serious questions?

Me: Who better than Kanyon lol!

Show: I'm hanging up...

Me: Wait! I have a question!

Show: Yes?

Me: What?

Show: What's your question?

Me: What?

Show: You heard.

Me: What?

Show: You immature little kid...

Me: What, what, what, what, what, what, WHAT!?

Show: Goodbye...

Me: ROTFLMAO!

(phonecall ends.)

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5/1/02

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!! I am back at u wit the first newz update of the space year, 2002! and the first big newz of the yeah is that Big Sexay Kevin Nash is back in the WWF! And that means that the glass ceiling is back! And I have come up with a funny name for Nash: BIG LAZY TEH CAREER KILLER lol! And Nash will challenge Jeriko to a match where the taller man winz! And Nash will call jericho a sawen off midget and become the undisputed champion! Then Jericho will job to X-pac! Then he'll job to Justin Incredible while Tripel H stands at the top of the ramp cacklingmanically! And Tripel H sez "I book this shit!". But tahts jsut a rumour.

My sources tell me that Austin vs Booker Tea at Rumble will be the first ever hide and go seek match! And Austin has to count to 100 hundred in the ring! And after every number the crowd go "what" lol. And booker is hiding in the ladies toilter room but austin finds him and stunds all the ladiez! Then Booker runs away and tries to hide in a milk cartoon but he doesn't fit!!!! but I think my source just made that last bit up!

It said on amydumas.com that when Lita returns to tv she'll have blue hair! But then the story was mysteriously deleted and I suspect a cover up!

The WWF have filmed a skit for Raw where Perry Saturn does a vodoo ceremony to bring Moppy back to life!!

Dave Meltzer might be reporting that Jericho, Lance Storm, Christian and sexy Test are going to make a group called the Candain Horsemen! And they will ride down to the ring on Canadian horses just like the mounty used to do!

As you know the WWF is doing a subtle angle where Billy Gunn and Chuck Palumbo are gaysexuals! and this week on Raw, Chuck will be eating a huge sausage! And he'll say "thanx for letting me eat your big Sausage, Billy!" and if the PTC complain Vince will just say "Chuck was a vegetarian and Billy introduced him to the joys of eating meat!" but then PETA will complain and Vince will send Rhyno after them ROTFLMAO!

Big Show broke Undertaker back on Raw! But Undertaker will continue to wrestle even though he is completely immobile and nobody will notice the difference!

WWF is planning to do a controversial incest angle! And paul Heyman wrote it but my cousin who works in WWF New York managed to steal the script when Heyman was eating lunch! And it will all start when Crash Holly asks Mighty Molly to marry him! But Hurricane won't let him so Crash will fight Hurricane in a winner gets Molly match! And Crash wins and Hurricane sayz he respects Crash now and will be his best man! and the wedding will be live on Raw and just as Crash is about to say "I do!" Hardcore Holly runs in! And Hardcore says that HE wants to get married instead! and Hurrican sez Hardcore can't marry Molly but Hardkore says "who said anything about Molly, I want Crash!" and then he grabs him and KISSES him and JR screams "SWEET BABY JESUS IN HEAVEN, INCEST HOMOS! MY GAWD, GO TO COMMECIAL, GO TO COMMERCIAL, GO TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL!".

Steven Richards is going to have a hip new cutting edge gimmick to get away from the RTC image. He's going to be called PORN MAN and he'll talk about his love for PORN in his interviews! But then Val Venis will return and they will have a pron star on a pole match, but the woman will fall off and land on the King and he'll say "Whoo hooo, PUPPY DOGS!".

I made that one up lol.

To prepare for the Royal Rumble matcch Vince McMahon and Rick Flair will both have breast reduction surgery!

When the companies split up Vince Mcmahons company will be called the VMWF and Ric Flairs' will be called the RFWF!!!!

IDEAS FOR SIGNS IF YOU GO TO A WWF SHOW!

Here is some suggestions for signs if you ever go to a WWF show!

"Lita makes me Hardy!!!"

"I am Chyna and I'm unemployed now!"

"Hunter Hearst HAIRY SACK!"

"Booker stole my truck and my virginity!"

"We Want Fornication (from Lita!)!

"Essa Rios is LWO!"

"Michael Cole likes strudle...and GAY SEX!"

"Hulkamia lives...IN A RETIREMENT HOME!"

Thanx to my main man Mr. Stumpy for some of those!

And now for this weeks interview which is an interview with William Regal (real name Steven Williams!). And here it is!

Me: Hello, CHAP!

Regal: Hello.

Me: Jolly good show, pip pip!

Regal: Indeed...

Me: how r u today, dood?

Regal: Well, I'm doing smashing...

Me: OMG, u said smashing! U are a kewl English dood!

Regal: Can we get to the interview?

Me: You're voice is so funny!

Regal: Look sunshine, ask me a question or I'll knock your bloody block off!

Me: Mellow out dood! Okay, I'll ask a question! Do you know the Queen?

Regal: No, I bloody well don't.

Me: But your english! Okay, who is your best friend in wrestling?

Regal: Probably Steve Austin.

Me: What?

Regal: I said probably Steve Austin.

Me: What?

Regal: You cheeky bloody swine!

Me: Lol! Is it true that you used to be a drug addict?

Regal: I was addicted to pain killers, but I've been clean for years.

Me: When you were a big druggie, did you used to do stupid things like jump off buildings because you thought you could fly, or french kiss a dog because you thought it was your wife?

Regal: Err...no.

Me: OH! Is it true that you once pissed on an air stewardess and head
butted her!?

Regal: Umm, not as such...

Me: Did you hit her because she refused to serve you tea?

Regal: You're a blithering idiot, you know that? I should give you a jolly good hiding.

Me: Just like Booker is going to hide at the Rumble!

Regal: What?

Me: Is it true that you stretched Goldberg out and made him cry like a
little baby?

Regal: Well, I don't think he cried, but I gave the pillock a good
stretching, yes.

Me: Is it true that you were going to fight Mick Foley at Wrestlemania but he backed out because he's fat and Vince wouldn't let him plug his new book about the Easter Bunny traveling back in time and meeting Jesus?

Regal: ...

Me: Is it true that you want to have babies with Ann Robinson?

Regal: You're bloody right! I masturwank to that hot piece of crumpet every night!

Me: OMG!

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25/12/01 - Christmas Special!

MERRY CHRISMAS TO ALL MY HOMIEZ! I am back wit a festive hot newz special!!! And Chrismas rizzules because I am getting the titon tron talking arena!!!! and the big newz is taht the Big Bossman is BACK and is getting a main event push!!!! And Bossman has been working in a prison for two years and all the prisoners loved him but he got teh wrestling bug and returned to the WWF! And Bossman will wrestle in a suit now and renew his feud with Big Show when he reveales that hes sleeping with Shows mother!

Undertakers matchs with Hardy Boyz were SHOOTS! And the Hardyz are in the dog house because Jeff arrived two minutes late for raw and Matt didn't ask before he used the bathroom! And Taker is the consceince of the WWF so he beat some respect into them! And Crash Holly forgot to brush his teeth last week so Taker will chokeslam him off the titan tron!

As u know, The Game HHH will come back on Januart 7 JUST LIKE I SAID LAST WEEK!!!!! But now he'll come out wearing a rubber Frakenstien mask and JR will say "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT, KING?" and he'll start to take the mask off but the show will end and it'll be a cliff hanger!!!!!

THE YEAR IN REVIEW PART ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2001 and was a great year becuze Trllionaire Ted finally realised that double ya see double ya SUXED and he sold it to Shane O MacMahon! but then vince put WCW out of business permanently and everyone was happy! part two next week where I review the feud between Lita and China!

The WWF taped Smackdown last night so that the wrestlers can get home in time for the holidayz! And I was at Smackdown last night so here is some spoillers!!!!!!

Lilian Garcia sings the national anthem!!!! And I could see up her skirt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vince McMahon comes out dressed at Santa Claus! And he says he'll let all the ladies of the WWF sit on his lap and he'll give them a special VKM present from his big sack! And first Stacy Keibler gives him a lap dance! But then this big women we've never seen before comes out and gives Vince a rock bottom and takes off her wig and she's The Rock!!!!! And Rocky sez "you pervert, you ain't Santa Clause, your SATAN CLAWZ if you smellalalalalala what I'm cooking!".

Next match was Tazz vs Christian! And Christian won in 18 seconds when he hit Tazz with a turkey! And then Christian said "I like my turkey with stuffing...brick stuffing!" and he pulled a brick out of the turkey!

Test is backstage and he's holding missletoe over his head! And he tells Trish that she has to kiss him so he does. Then he holds the Missletoe over his CROTCH! and Trish sayz close your eyes but when he opens them MAE YOUNG is standing their in a elf costume! And Test says "HOLY SHIT,
NOOOOOOOOOO!".

Next was Hurricane vs Tajiri! And Hurricane sez "hey Torrie do you want to be my new sidekick you can be breast woman what do you think babe?" and Torrie sez "sure" and Tajiri goes old school ECDUBYA crazy on everyone and spits green mist on Tajiri and red mist on Mighty Molly and PURPLE mist on Torrie! And then he puts the tararantulla on Torrie but SICK BOY makes the save!!!!!!!!!!! and Scott Vick has finally debuted after two years and he pukes cause he had 2 much Christmass pudding and he gets fired the next day!

Lance Storms asked Rick Flair to give him a crappy oponent so he can get a win so Flair sez Storm can fight a dead man!!! And lance says "oh boy this will be easy Ill win for canada" but the dead man is undertaker!!!!!!!!!!! And undertaker NO SALES everything Lance does then tombstons him thru the spanish announcer table!!!!!!!!

Next match was Dudlyez vs Tajiri and Torrie Wilson but I missed teh match becauze this girl was flashing the crowd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she flashed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And later that night she and me get together and I'm no Fred Flinston but I rocked her bed ;-)!!!!!

Next vince MacMahon was angry backstage!!!!! And he was saying BAH HUMBUG to everyone so Patterson and Briscoe (they r back!!!) decided to Scrooge him!!!!!!!! So Patterson dressed up as a scary ghost to scare vince and he went into Mcmahons office but it was LINDA McMahon's office!!!!!! And Linda was so scared that she actually showed emoteon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next match was Edge was William Regal and Regals nose started bleeding all over the place and Edge slid on the blood and Regal is the new Intercontenintal champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next was Lita vs Jackie in a christmas present match!!!!!! and they were both wearing HIZZOT santa outfits they had to open this big Chrismas present and Jackie opened it and it was Haku!!!!! And Haku put them in a double tongan death grip and dragged them backstage for a merry somoan Christmas!!!! :-)

Next Booker Tea was hiding from Austin again!!!!!!!!! and this week he was hiding on the set of Enterprise cause both shoes are on TNN and it was cross promoteon!!! And he was sitting in the captian's chair but then Austin appeared on the view screen! And Austin sez "i aint on Klingon what and I aint no vulcan what I am from planet REDNECK! WHat?" And Booker runs away and he runs into the transporter room!!! and he tries to transport away cuz he doesnt realise it's only a set cuz he is dumb!! And then Booker grabs a phaser but that don't work neither!!!! but then that hot Vulcan chick with the rack appears and stops austin from opening a can of whoop ass and sez "this ship is a sanctury for peace and love" and Booker runs away and Austin sez "peace and love this ya big eared bitch" and stuns her and Scott Bakula cheers!

Next was the main event

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and it was Jerich vs rvd and rvd busted Jericho open with a stiff kick then Jericho botched the lion sault then the lifts fell out his boots and he ran away and RVD thanked the fanz for coming and the show was over!!!! and it was the best WWF show EEEEEEEVER!

that's allmost it for this week but I decided to get some festive wishes from WWF superstars and here they are merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!1

Tazz: Yeah, Christmas, Brooklyn style, yeah, we didn't have no tree down in the Hook, no, we hads a SHRUB and we didn't have none of dat fancy turkey, no, all we hads was a roasted RAT between 17 of us, yeah, and if anyone came down our chimmney I'D CHOKE THEM OUT!

JR: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS, YOU WERE THE ORIGINAL HOSS BY GAWD!

Brad Shaw: I hope Billy Silverman is having a merry Christmas....on the unemployment line! HA HA HA!

Godfather: What does the Godfather want for Christmas? Ho ho ho! I want a sweater.

Dean Malenko: Merry Christmas! Maybe 2002 will be the year when Vince gives me a big retirement match on PPV! What? Why are you laughing?

Stone Cold Steve Austin: Merry, what, Christmas, what, and, what, a, what, happy, what, new, what, year, what?

Big Bossman: I'm going to have a fine Christmas dinner...I'm eating Pepper the dog and Big Show's dead daddy!

Trish: Well we don't have Christmas up here in Canada, but merry Christmas anyway!

Kane: All I want for Christmas is a new voice box so I get more mic time!

OMG KANE IS A COMEDIAN, ROTFLMFAO!!! Back next week wit more hot newz!

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JACKIE TO HAVE BREAST IMPLANTS? TODD PETTINGZOO TO RETURN? RANDY SAVAGE TO WRESTLE HULK HOGAN OH THE ROOF OF A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL? VINCE RUSSO TO START E-FED? PLUS HOT NAKED PICS OF STEPHANIE MCMAHON, ON THE BEACH, IN A THONG, WHILE TRIPLE H RUBS HER DOWN WITH SUN TAN LOTION AND TOUCHES HER THIGHS CLICK HERE!!!!!!

15/12/01

I am back wit more hot newz! And the biggest most hottest newz is that Chris Jeriko is teh NEW undisputed world champion of the civilised world (america)!!! And he did a lionsault right thru the glass cieling and shattered it into a milleon pieces! And when Benwah comes back, he'll be a main eventer too and so will Dean Malenko and they will all have five star ***** workrate matches!

Good old JR said this is the Ross Report "The Big Show needs to pick up the pace a half a step or so, to say the least. But he is showing the attitude and the desire to do that. He would be more effective, in my view, carrying less weight, and that is a situation we talk to him about on a regular basis." I think this is a cryptic hidden message that I have decoded to mean that Big Show will be FIRED on New Years Day if he doesn't lose fifty pounds lb over Christmas!

The Undertaker got a hair cut becauze he was driving home on his bike and his hair got in his eyes and he crashed his bike right into Death Valley! And it would have killed a normal man but the old dead man just sat up like a frakenstien!

As you may have heard, Rakishi went crazy and started shooting on people in Ohio! And it happened when a Kevin Nash impersonator messed up a spot and Rikisha got a chair and rammed it right down his throat! and then he gave everyone in the match SHOOT stinky faces! And then he started dancing and refused to stop! And they had to get the police to arrest him but he was still boogieing all night in his jail cell!!!

Shawn Micheals is going to be on Excess soon and this means he's returning and he'll be on RAw! But he wont be a wrestler cause he's 2 old and his back is broken, but he will be the new commishner! And he'll cume out in a cow boy hat and boots with a six shooter and say "there's a new sheriff in town...ME!" but then James Brown plays and it's The Cat! The JR sez "good to see Th Cat in the WWF" but The King says "Good? That slut left me for the Dupps" but JR sez "JESUS CHRIST KING, THAT'S ERNEST MILLER, NOT YOUR SLUT BY GAWD WIFE!". and Cat sayz that HE wants to be commishner so they have an arm wrestling match at Royal Rumble to decide tha new commish!!! But Mike Sanders will run in and ruin the great match and he'll be an evil commish and Cat and Shawn will team up to beat him!

The Game's comebacck has been changed again to throw off the smart smarks! And now he'll come back on the first raw of Januar LIVE in Madisons squared gardens! And it'll be when Rick Flair and Vince are splitting the rooster into two and they'll play rock/paper/scissors/ to decided who picks a wrestler first and Vince winz and he says "here is my first pick" and then "Beuatifull Day" by You Two playz and OMG, it's Tripel H! But Tripel H gives Vince a pedigree and hugs Flair and sayz "LEEEEEEEEET's get ready to SUCK IT!" and he is a juvenile faces again!

There's a rumour that Lita will try to get back at Matt Hardy this week by filiming him in the shower then digitally making his penis look smaller then playing the altered footage to teh entire wordl! But when she goes to film the footage, TEST is in the shower! And Test sayz "you have to come into the shower with me since I'm immune" and she does! But its just a rumor but I bet Test does get all the chickz!

William Regal is going to go on vacateon to the UK! And he's going to be knighted by the Queen! And he has a party with the Queen and King Charles but Charles gets durnk and pisses in Regals tea like Jericho did! So Regal hits Charles with his brass nucks and sez "You tart, take that, you bloody sunshine!".

As you may know, there's been a lot of desturbing and VILE reports reports of bullying and hazing in the WWF locker room! and apparantly this all started when Billy Silverman updated to first class on his plane and rasied the ire of big bad Brad Shaw! And Brad Shaw made Billy smuggel ILLEGAL BEER over the candian border! and he did but then Brad Shaw said "that isn't beer it's my pee you dumb shit" and he made Silverman Drink it and then he gave him the clothesline from hell! So I've done a special report into this hazing! First I called JR!

Me: Hey dood is Brad Shaw really a big bully?

JR: FUCK NO! BRAD SHAW AIN'T NOTHING BUT A BONAFIDE, TEXAS SIZE, HOSS.

Me: And what about Billy Silverman?

JR: THAT DAMN SILVERMAN AIN'T NUTTIN' BUT A BASTARD.

Me: Thanx 4 ur help!

(phonecall ends)

Then I decided to call a former WWF wrestler to see what he had to say!

Me: Hey dood!

Wrestler: Hello. Now remember, I want to remain anomynous (sp!?)

Me: That's kewl wit me! So, is Brad Shaw a big bully?

Wrestler: He sure is!

Me: Wow! And does JR know about the bullying?

Wrestler: Hell yeah! And not oklaHOMO jackass didn't do a damn thing about it!

Me: OMG! And did Brad Shaw really used to touch up men in showerz!?

Wrestler: Yeah! He did!

Me: OMG, Roadie, did he touch u?

Wrestler: Damn it, don't say my name!

Me: Sorry, Dogg.

Wrestler: You idiot! Now Brad Shaw's going to come after me!

Me: LOL!

(phonecall ends.)

Now I decided to call the leggy Stacy Keibler who has also reportedly been bullyed!

Me: OMG, I'm on the phone to Stacy Keibler!

Stacy: Hi.

Me: did Brad Shaw pick on u?

Stacy: It was just ribbing.

Me: What did he do?

Stacy: Well, he did something to my boots...

Me: OMG, he took a shit in your boots!?

Stacy: No, he hid them.

Me: Oh. How long are ur legz?

Stacy: sixty inches!

Me: YOU MAKE ME MASTURWANK!

Stacy: Yuk!

(phonecall ends.)

Now I decided to get it straight from the HOSSES mouth (lol) and phoned Brad Shaw!

Me: He Brad Shaw!

Brad Shaw: Hello.

Me: Did Billy Silverman deserve everything he gets?

Brad Shaw: Hell yeah! That bastards got some nerve, upgrading to first class!

Me: What's wrong with upgrading anyway?

Brad Shaw: It's just morally wrong!

Me: So are you a big bully?

Brad Shaw: Well, you have to keep the new wrestlers in check, you know?

Me: So you're just keeping new comers in line?

Brad Shaw: Exactly!

Me: And referees?

Brad Shaw: Um, yeah.

Me: And women?

Brad Shaw: Um...we can't have them mouthing off!

Me: Yeah! My girlfriend mouthed off, so I threated to rock bottom her!

Brad Shaw: Man, you can't treat a lady like that!

Me: But how is that different form how you treated Stacy Keibler?

Brad Shaw: Uh...it just is! Now shut up before I clothesline you!

Me: YOU BIG BULLY!

(phonecall ends)

Now I decided to call up the man himself...Billy Kidman!

Me: Hey Billy how come you upgrading to first class?

Kidman: Uh, I think you want Billy Silverman.

Me: Oopz!

(phonecall ends.)

Me: Hey Billy SILVERMAN.

Billy: Hello.

Me: Why did you upgrade to first class?

Billy: I didn't know I was doing anything wrong!

Me: You ignorant bastard! Who are the main bullies in the WWF?

Billy: Hmm, Brad Shaw for sure and Earl Hebner.

Me: You let that old man Hebner bully you? LMAO!

Billy: Hey, shut up!

Me: Is it true that Brad Shaw touches wrestlers in the shower?

Billy: Yeah, it's true. It's all true!

Me: Did he ever touch you, Billy?

Billy: He...he...

Me: He wanted to have gaynal sex with you!?

Billy: (cries)

Me: OMG!

(phonecall ends.)

There you go! I got to the TRUTH! BAck next week with more hot newz and more TRUTH DOODZ!

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SAVIO VEGA TO MAKE COMEBACK? AUSTIN AND BOOKER TO HAVE A MATCH IN SHOPPING MALL WHERE AUSTIN WINS BE THROWING BOOKER DOWN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT? TAZZ TO WIN THE EUROPEAN TITLE AND BECOME A STEREOTYPICAL ITALIAN CHARACTER? RAVEN TO FORM NEW FLOCK WITH SICK BOY, SATURN AND MARK HENRY? PLUS HOT NAKED PICS OF LITA GREASING STACY KEIBLER'S LEGS UP WHILE WEARING A THONG WITH VISIBLE NIPPLE SLIP CLICK HERE!

8/12/01

I AM BAC WIT MORE HOT NEWZ! And its a big week for teh WWF cause on Sunday LIVE ON PAPER VIEW, they will crown the first ever undisiputed chapmpion of the world in the history of the world! But be4 I get 2 that, alot of people have been asking me why some of my newz stories never actullly happen in the WWF. Well that is because teh WWF changes there storylines after I leak them, like how they keep changing the Games comeback! But they didnt change Rikishi Fatu giving Vince a stinky face JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD! And Vince DID enjoy it and he did come up smiling but the WWF cut 2 commercial to PROVE ME WRONG! But all the HotWWFNewz fanz know the TRUTH!

Randy Macho King Savage will make a big announcement this Monday on some other website (if its not SlashWrestling then its not worth reading TAHT SHOULD BE OUR MOTTO CRZ!) and that major announcment will be that he is going to marry Miss Elizabeth on the Jay Leno show then hes going to fight Spidey Man, oh yeah!

The WWF rooster is going to be split into 2 soon! And Vicne McMahons company will be called WWF1 and Rick Flairs will be called WWF2! And this means the return of underutilized talent like Val Venis, Dean Malenko, Gangrel and the Big Boss Man! And he will be renamed as The Big Hoss Man as a rib on JR!

The WWF fired dozens of old double ya see double ya guyz and developmental guyz this week! And they fired FAT Lash Laroo and GAY Kid Romeo, good riddecne I say! This just proves what I always said doulble ya see double ya SUX! and they shoudl fire all the WCW guyz apart from The Hurricance cause he is the kewlest super hereo since Aquaman!

JR said in teh Ross Report "Chris Benoit is rehabbing at home and doing very well. He’s still several months away from being released." OMG, they are going to release Benoit from his contract in several months even though he hasa broken neck! The WWF R heartless bastards!

Their's a rumor that DX will come back with Shawn Micheals as there leader! But I dont believe it because Shawn Michales is 41 and X-Poc is retired! and wh would the WWF bring back an old group from 1996!?

Booker T stealling Austins car wasn't racist, its part of a storyline! And on Raw Booker will be arrested for stealing austins hubcaps and he'll be thrown in jail! and Faarook will already be in jail for stealing Undertakers bike! And the Godfather will be in jail for pimping hoes NATIONWIDE! and D'Lo Brown will be in jail for killing Terri's baby! and K-Kwick will be in jail for impersonating a wrestler! And Booker will say "lets reform the Nation of Dominateon!" and they will! And they'll break out of jail and the NOD return to the WWF but with a twist theyre faces this time! And Destinys Child will sing there entrance music! and they will promote positive images of people of colour! And the crowd will chant "Damn!" with Faarook like they chant "what" with old Stone cold!

One of my sources high in Titan Towers manages to steal a copy of the vengance booking sheet from Vince McManon's desk! But dont read this if you dont want the whole stinking ppv SPOILERED for u!

Al Snow vs Christian - this match will be added on heat again when Christian askz all what the captial of Europe is and Al answers correctly that its London! and Christian wins the match when he hits al with swedish meat balls!

Trish vs Jackie - Trish flashes Jackie and Jackie faints (she butters her bread on the other side!) and Trish wins!

The Rock vs Jericho - this one will be a grate match! And Jerich winz when Trish turns heel on Rock! And then Trish takes her shirt off and she is wearing a canadian flag and she makes out with Canadian Jericho! But then Jericho sayz "hit the bricks sista I got what I want" and leaves Trish and Rock gives Trish a Rock bottom and the peoplez elbow! And JR says "GIVE HER WHAT SHE DESERVES ROCK, GIVE THAT BITCH THE BEATING SHE DESERVES! YES, YES, MY GAWD YES, THE PEOPLES ELBOW, RIGHT IN THE BLACK HEART OF THAT WITCH, THAT BITCH, THAT SLUT, THAT JEZABELL TRISH STRATUS! LOOK AT THAT BITCH WRITHE IN PAIN, JUST LIKE SHE DESERVES TO!".

Stone Cold Steve austin vs Kurt angel - Austin is about to win when Booker T drives down to the ring in Austin's truck and beeps the horn to distract Austin! And then Angle rolls up Austin and holds his tights and puts his feet on the ropes but Austin kicks out! And then austin backdrops Kurt thru the widescreen of the truck! And then he stuns Booker and backs the truck up over him! And then he drinks sixteen beers and throws Kurt back in the ring and stunners him for tha win!

Test vs Earl Hebner - Test wins in four seconds with the big foot. Then Test says "since I'm immune I can tell you all what Stephanie's like in bed!" but the hip hop hippo fat Ablert runs down to save Stephs honour!

Edge vs William Regal - Regal throws hot tea in Edge eys and loses by DQ!

Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy - Lita is wearing a TIGHT referee shirt and a THONG that goes UP her ass CRACK. and matt wins with a twist of fate.

Big Show and Kane vs Dudleys - this is the heavyest tag match ever! And Dudleys give Show 3d but the ring collapses and the titels are vacant! and it takes them forty mintutes to put the ring back up so Stacy does a striptease on the roof!

Undertaker vs Rob Van Damn - RVD wins with a backslide!

Austin vs Jericho - All the booking sheet sayz is that the end of this match will be "overbooked"! So heres what I think will happen: Austin hits da stunner but Vince pulls the ref out! So austin hits vince with a chair and jericho his the lionsault! And then another refeeree runs in but only gets two! and then jericho stuns austin but only two! and the walls of jeriko only gets two! so Y2J hits the referee! Then Vince comes in to ref and Angle runs in and hits Austin with his gold medals but it only gets two! Then rock comes in and accidently powerbombs Austin! But Ric Flair puts Vince McMahon in a figure four! And Austin hits the stunner again and Flair can't coutn 'casue he's on his back! So Rock counts but Vince says that doesn't count! But then Trish runs in and gives Jericho a low blow and stratisfaction and JR says "YES, YES, BY GAWD YES, GIVE THAT RAT BASTARD WHAT HE DESERVES! DO IT FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE, TRISH!" but then IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME, cause here's Tripel H! And Hunter hits everyone in the ring with his sledgehammer and then he puts on a referees shirt! then HHH lies on Austin and Jeriho and counts himself winner with his own hands and leaves with both belts!

OMG, it's going to bee the best pee pee vee ever!

This week I decided to interview Teh Sandman 4 my peepz! Sandman is a former five time ECW chameon and he is also a drunk! And here is the interview!

Me: OMG, it's the Sandman!

Sandman: Hey.

Me: How much have you had to drink today?

Sandman: I've actually given up alcohol.

Me: lol but seriously I bet you've had two litres of vodka!

Sandman: Eh?

Me: lol your so drunk you cant understand me this will be funnee!

Sandman: I think one of us has definitely been drinking...

Me: Yeah U! What was your best match?

Sandman: I really enjoyed my matches with Rhyno.

Me: Yeah, he GORE GORE GORED you thru all those tables!

Sandman: Yeah, I enjoyed putting him over.

Me: and I bet he enjoyed kicking your sorry ass!

Sandman: Now look kid..

Me: What did you think of your stay in wCW did they misuse you did you think WCW sucked like I think?

Sandman: I think they put me to pretty good use. I was injured for most of the time I was there, so they couldn't really use me much...

Me: YEah, Bischoff is a fagmo who misuses talent! What did you think of Hulk Hogan is he an asshole?

Sandman: He seemed like a nice guy.

Me: your sucking up cause you want to work of the XWF!

Sandman: (sighs)

Me: What about that crucifiction angle that was controversial.

Sandman: Yeah, Heyman was always pushing the boundries...

Me: Why did he make you Jesus do you think your bigger than Jesus dood?

Sandman: Of course not, what a stupid question...

Me: Is it true that Kurt Angle punched out Heyman when he saw that and accused Heyman of being a minion of Satan?

Sandman: Are you for real?

Me: What's the most you ever drank before a match?

Sandman: Um, half a gallon of vodka and a six pack of beer.

Me: OMG, you are a big alcoholic!

Sandman: Look kid, I'm not an alcoholic and I'd prefer it if you stopped refering to me as one.

Me: Is it true that you once brushed your pubic hair with Dawn Marie's comb then swallowed the comb whole then took a crap and fished the comb out of the toilet then gave it back to Dawn Marie and she slapped you and broke your jaw?

Sandman: ....yeah, that actually happened...

Me: HAHAHAH, YOU ALCOHOLIC!

(phonecall ends)

I showed him!

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PERRY SATURN TO UNDERGO BRAIN SURGERY? HEADBANGER THRASHER TO RETURN AS AN EVIL CLOWN (NOT DOINK)? REY MYSTERIO JUNIOR TO LOSE HIS MASK? THE BLUE MEANIE AND GOLDUST TO STAR IN ADULT MOVIE TOGETHER? PLUS HOT NAKED PICS OF LINDA MCMAHON AT HOME, SHAVING HER LEGS IN A THONG WITH VISIBLE NIPPLE SLIP WHILE VINCE WATCHES ADMIRING HIS ASS IN THE MIRROR CLICK HERE!!!

1/12/01

I am back wit more hot newz! And as u may have noticed, my old site HotWWFNewz.com was closed down! And taht was becuze the WWF sent the CIA after me to close me down! And they said it was because I had WWF in the URL, but I know the TRUTH and the TRUTH is that they closed me down because I was giving away all there storylineS! But now I'm back here at Slamwrestling thanx to CRZ and the first amendment! And I want to say thanx to Christopher Robins Zimmerman for letting me continue to report the truth, thank u CRZ! And I also want to assure u all that all my newz is one hundred and ten percent original and comes from my sources high in Titan towers! I don't just copy and paste newz from other sites!

From the Ross Report: "The more I think about it, the more I enjoyed participating with the superstars and the McMahons on the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade." OMG, JR broke kayfabe in the Ross Report! Hes supposed to hate the McMahons especially Vince but here comes JR exposing the business! 4 shame JR 4 shame!

As u probably all know Vince McMahon has become a ass obsessed perverted ego-maniac! And Vince lives his gimmic likes hes a method actor! And he prances and dances around backstage with no pants on slapping his ass and saying "Oh yeah, I have a HOT ass, ooooooh yeah, baby!"! And there will be a new memmber of teh kiss his ass club on Monday and that member will be Rikishi! and Vince will say he is angry that Rikishi didnt lose enough weight and tells rikiish to kiss his ass or hes fired! but then rikishi gives vince a super kick and then gives him the stinky face! Butt then when vince standz up he is SMILING and he LIKED getting the stinky face and he hugz rikishi and it was a set up all along!!!!

Teh plan is already in motion 4 Tripel H's return! and my sources in Titan towers tell me that it will all start on Monday! Someone will try to drop a bucket of cement on Austins head! Then Austin will come out and say "I'm still trying to find the sumbitch that tried to drop a bucket of cement on my head" then Motorhead will play and OMG it's the game! The Triple H will say "your search, your long search is over. It's all over. Now you know, you stupid son of a bitch!" so Austin will stun him! then he'll drag him out back and put Triple H in a dumpster! then Austin steals a semi truck and rams it into the dumpster! and then he says "that, what, ain't, what, good, what, enoug, what?" and he gets a monster truck and runs over the alreayd crushed dumpster! and then he empties a can of gas over Tripel H and sez "now we have a greenwich bbq!" and sets the dumpster on fire! Then JR screams "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, THEY KILLED HIM, THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM! OOOOOH, SATAN BETTER OPEN THE DOORS TO HELL, CAUSE OLD SAINT PETER DAMN SURE AIN'T GONNA LET THAT BASTARD INTO HEAVEN!".

Now that all the Alliance guys are out of work, they all have to get new jobs like Lance Storm did! And The Hurrican will work in a comic book shop and Chavo will sell Avon again and Booker T will be the new booker for the XWF! And he will book his brotha Stevie Ray to beet Hulk Hogan! And Hugh Morrus will be a stand up comedian, but no one will laugh at him so he does a no laughing matters off the stage into the audiance but he misses and ruptures his spleen! And Paul Heyman will work for MTV casue hes a sell out just like all those bands on MTV are sell outs!

Tazz is going to get six inches lifts in hiss boots to make him 5'11.

The WWF has closed nagoteatieons (sp?) with Kevin Nash after he demanded to be payed a 10 million dollars a year and to work only four dayz a month! The WWF will bring in a new outsiders who will be Scott Hall and Big Scott Norton!

As you proabaly know the Undertake is a political animal backstage and he books his own angles and he wanted 2 turn heel because he has alreayd beaten all the heelz clean and no sold them and now he wants to beat all the faces clean and no sell them! and his angle with RVD is a worked shoot because undertaker cut himself shaving when RVD was in the room and he blamed RVD for it and now he hates RVD! and taker will shoot on RVD at vengance and no sell for him and Vince wont disapline taker cause he is too busy shaking his booty and besides he is scared of Taker! And someone has to stop that political assassins undertaker cause he is a cancer who is ruining the business IMHO!

Teh reason why Trish Status was away for a few weekz was because she was in Japan training with the Japanese woment to improve her workratE! And that is why her matches are so much better now! this reporter has always said that Trish inst just a pretty face...she has huge tits 2 lol!

WWF is going to do a cross over with Star Trek beacuase they r both on TNN and this cross over will be Michael Dorn and Tony Todd and they will be cold the Klingon Konnection! And they will fight the Dudleyz and teh Dudleyz will give Worf 3D thru a tabel but he will NO SELL it because of his forehead ridges! But then Kurn will hit Worf with his batleth and say "It's your fault our family has no honor!" and Kurn will be a top heel!

FACT OF THE DAY: Headbanger Mosh is a certified public accountant!

THOUGHTS ON RAW: It ruled!

THOUGHTS ON SMACKDOON: It ruled all that their is 2 ruel!

Here si an exclusive interview conducted over teh phone with former WWF star Mick Foley! Mick foley was fired from the WWF and he is noww all bitter and twisted! And in this interview he shoots all over the place so here is the interview now!

Me: Hey dood.

Foley: Hello.

Me: OMG dood, I'm soo sorry that u were fired from teh WWF.

Foley: Uh, thanks, but I wasn't fired, I quit.

Me: OMG dood, I'm so sorry that Vince forced you to quit by making the WWF suck so much!

Foley: Well, he didn't really force me to do anything...

Me: Why do you thinkVince decided to make the WWF suck so much?

Foley: Umm, I don't think it was intentional. I think many of the writers were burnt outand I think the invasion angle was botched and...

Me: Yeah i blame in on vince macmahon too what did you think of vince showing his ass on raw I thought it was disgusting.

Foley: I actually thought it was quite funny.

Me: Yeah, I wouldn't let my kidz watch it either!

Foley: Uh...

Me: I understand that you hate the Rock for hitting you with that chair two dozen times at Royal Rumble.

Foley: Nah, I forgave him for that, we're good friends now.

Me: I can't belive that bitch shot on you with those chair shots.

Foley: Are you even listening to me?

Me: Sure dood! If you had to guess, how many chair shots do you think youve taken in your life?

Foley: Probably about 27 million (laughs).

Me: OMG, that many, wow, no wonder you have the brain damage!

Foley: It was a joke.

Me: lol its good that you have a sense of humor about your brain damage. Is it true that you started wrestling as Moby Mick?

Foley: No.

Me: Maybe u just forget because your brain is broken! Now that you are no longer with the WWF u can dish the dirt so tell me some dirty secrets about WWF superstars!

Foley: I'm friends with most of the WWF wrestlers, I'm not going to tell you any dirt on them!

Me: Oh come on at least tell me which wrestlers are gayosexul!

Foley: What?

Me: Come on is Billy Gunn a gay? Jeff Hardy? Raven? Pat Patterson.

Foley: Yes, Pat Patterson is gay. Happpy?

Me: Wow, I can't believe it! Thanx 4 that!

Foley: No problem...

Me: What do you think was your best match was it hell in a cell?

Foley: I think it was my match against Shawn Michaels at Mind Games.

Me: What? I dont remmber what one what about hell in the cell?

Foley: Well, the hell in the cell match was really just two big bumps.

Me: Yeah those bumps ruled that was teh kewlest match ever!

Foley: I'd like to think I'll be remembered for more than just that match.

Me: ROTFLMAO!

Foley: Why did I agree to do this interview?

Me: Cause I said u could plug your book!

Foley: Oh yeah! Kids, remember to buy Mick Foley's Easter Excitment, coming this easter!

Me: YOUR PATHETIC!

(Hangs up.)

OMG, what a bitter and twisted sad old washed up wrestler Mick Foley is!

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CHRIS JERICHO TO GROW A GOATEE? WILLIAM REGAL TO EAT BRAIN AND KIDNEY PIE ON RAW? DEAN MALENKO TO RETURN AND KIDNAP LITA? THE ROCK TO PLAY BOBA FETT IN ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS? PLUS THOUSANDS OF HOT NAKED CANDID PICS OF TRISH STRATUS ON THE BEACH WEARING A THONG WITH VISIBLE PANTY LINE CLICK HERE!

22/11/01 - The first to appear on Slashwrestling (remember that!?)!

I AM BACK WIT HOT NEWZ! And the big newz is taht there si no more alliancE! No more EC DUB YA and know more Duble ya see double ya!!! And all the wrestlers that were in the alliance are FIRED! And you will never see them agains and they all wrestle for XWF with Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warror now! apart from dee dee pee, he's retired and hes going to be a motivateonal singer now!

RICK FLARE SIGNS WITH TEH WWF! Ric Flair isnt really the half owner though, tahts just an angle! But he did sign a 25 year contract and he will be with the wwf until he DIES of old age which might be quite soon lol!

Eddy Guerrer is in jail cause he get high and he lost his job cause he got high and his wife left him for dean malenko cause he got high lol!

Rikishi has lost 100 hundred pounds lb and is going to be a light crusierweight when he coems back!

Hardcore holly is getting a new robot arm made for him and it'll be likes luke skywalkers arm in the empire strike back! And he'll be out of action for five years but when he comes back he'll get a big push!

Tripel H is still recovering from his leg breaking and he has been shagging stephanie in his time off the lucky basturd lol and he'll be back at royal rumbel cause there will be a mystery enterant and that mystery man is TEH GAME! And he is number 30 and he wins when he throws out Albert then JR sez "MY GAWD IN HEAVEN AND SWEET BABY JESUS TOO, KING, I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE MY FUCKING EYES!"!

As you know the king is back!" This is becuze Vince fired Paul Heyman (or should I say Paul GAYheyman lol) for shotting on vince on smcakdonw so they needed a replacement! So vince said that King can cume back but only if he divorces the Kat! So King divorced that slut and married a 16 year old and is now back in the WWFE welcome back the king!

Test and Stacy keibler will be having sex on Raw but GTV (tahts Gillberg TV BTW) will catch them and King will say "whooo, I can see the PUPPIES!" but Stacy will still have her bra on and teh fanz will boo and Test will say "these puppiez are only for me!" and he'll give the GTV camera the big boot!

Matt and Jeff will break up when Matt catches Jeff in bed with Lita and Matt sez "Jeff, I thought you were gay!?" and Jeff sez, "you mean Lita's a women!"? and Matt sez "HUUUUUUH" and then u can see lita's thong!

Booker T is out of a job now that the alliance lost so I thought I would get an exclusive phone interview with him! And here it si an exclusive phone interview with booker t conducted by me over the phone with booker T!

Me: Hey dood.

Booker: Hello.

Me: So how does it feel to be out of a job!?

Booker: The Bookerman will be back soon.

Me: But the alliance is gonnee! Ur fired!

Booker: Uh kid, that's just a storyline.

Me: Huh?

Booker: It's just an angle.

Me: Waht do you think of curt angel?

Booker: Kurt's a great wrestler and I have a lot of respect for him.

Me: But he turned on teh Alliance and cost u you're job!

Booker: Uh, yeah, right...I hate that sucka!

Me: Is Mister T really ur father?

Booker: Of course not.

Me: OH!

Booker: ...

Me: ....

Booker: Don't you have any more questions?

Me: Oh yeah, why do you stare at ur hand like taht? Is it cuse u use your hand to masturwank?

Booker: Masturwank? What the hell is wrong wit chu?

Me: Who is your best friend in wrestling is it stone cold?

Booker: My best friend is probably Shane McMahon.

Me: Why hes gay why are you not friends with stone cold?

Booker: Look, kid, ask a decent question or the Bookerman will give you an axe kick!

Me: OH no! But you never beat anyone with the axe kick!

Booker: Teh Suckas won't sell it!

Me: Is it true the you never won the double ya see double ya titel cause you are black and the good old boyz were holding the brothers down?

Booker: Uh, kid, I'm a five time WCW world champion.

Me: lol

Booker: Did you just say lol?

Me: lol

Booker: You didn't say that. TELL ME you did NOT just say that...

Me: lol

Booker: I'm hanging up...

Me: No wait I have a nother question!

Booker: Okay, but make it a good one.

Me: Who wsa your toughest opponent?

Booker: Good question. I've fought a lot of good ones, but my toughest was probably the Rock.

Me: Yeah the rock kicked your ass, SUCKAAAA!

Booker: I'm about to hang up again...

Me: WAIT! One more question, booker, who tought you how to do the spinaroonie? Was it mark madden?

Booker: That fat bastard? Hell no! It was my brotha, Stevie Ray.

Me: you have a brotha?

Booker: uh, yeah. He was my tag partner in WCW, fool.

Me: Oh, I never watched WCW.

Booker: Why not?

Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!

Booker: Goodbye.

Me: GOODBYE YOU FAGGOT!

(interview ends)

whgat a homosexual booker tea si!

BACK WIT MOR EHOYT NEWAS 4 MYE HOMIEZ SOON!!!!!@!@@!!!??!!!!!

FORMER WWF SUPERSTAR TATANKA ARRESTED FOR MAN SLAUGHTER? HULK HOGAN TO BE MYSTERY ENTERY IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE? JAKE THE SNAKE TO SELL HIS BODY FOR CRACK? KANE TO BE UNMASKED AS PYCHO SID? PLUS HOT NAKED PICTURES OF TORRIE WILSON AND TAJIRI IN A JAPENESE BATH HOUSE, WEARING THONGS WITH VISIBLE NIPPLE SLIP WHILE TRISH STRATUS WATCHES SHAVING HER LEGS CLICK HERE!!!

15/11/01

Hey my doodz!!! Surviviro series, the thanksgiving tradition that started in 1734 when native indians fighted the european settlers to the death in REAL wrestling matches, is coming at cha on Sunday!!!! ANd OMG, after survivor series theres not going to be no more WWF or WCW or ECW and half the wrasslers are gonna get fired and their going to have to work 4 Brain Knobbs and Hulk Hogan and do jobs for Horace Hogan and Buff Bagwell!!!!! And I'm going to try to get the survivor series booking sheet, but right now here is Smackdown resluts from my man DEADMANWALKINGECDUB!!!

Here they is!

"Hey man! I was at smackdown last night in Madison Squared Gardens and Ive got the rapings resutlts for ur kewl site!

DARK MATCHES! I was surprised that they didn't turn the lights out for the dark matcheS!!! ADn in the first one, Sick Boy beat Beau Dupp and in the second one Russ Hass beat Brock Lesner then finally Randy Orton beat Shelton Bejamin and all these matches sucked cuz I didn't know who the people were and I bet they were never in ECWDUBYA and dont know the meaning of hardcore!

HEAT MATCHES! Tazz cumes out and I chant, YOU SOLD OUT, YOU SOLD OUT and he spits at me!

Albert and Scotty 2 Hotty beat Lance Storm and Justin Incredible with a double worm. THEY ARE WASTING THE IMPACT PLAYAZ!!!

Kidman beat Funkai: YAWN, these guys aren't hardcore!

Chavo beat Crash: I chanted EDDY GOT FIRED at Chavo and he startedd crying!

SMACKDOWN TAPINGS!! Lilian sang america the beautiful and I could see up her skirt!

Undertaker beat William Regal: This was a greate match! Undertaker is the only WWF guy who could survive in ECWDUB and he isn't old or fat and he DOES sell moves and hes a technical wrestling king and Scott Keith can suck my ass! Undertake one with the last ride in 90 seconds.

Kane beat Kurt Angle: Kane is good but he ain't as good as the old dead man! And he made Kurt tap to his own ankle lock and Kurt was crying into his milk afterwards!

Paul Heyman did a promo and it was hardcore! At first I chanted "YOU SOLD OUT" to Heyman but at the end I was chanting "EC DUB YA!" cus Paul E told the TROOTH about how ECW invented hardcore wrestling and WWF stole it and how ECW was the first company to use tables and chairs and ladders and beer and how the WWF stole Stone Cold and Triple H from EC DUB YA! And then Vince came out and said "WHAT THE HELLLLL are tyou talking about, stop shooting!" but Paul E kicked him in the ballz! And I think Paul E is a face now cause everfyone was chating ECWDUB with me!

Jericho beat Saturn: Who cares, neither of these guyz were ever in ECDUB!

Backstage, Edge was drinking some water then Christian walked up and sed "I totally peed in that water, bro!" and Edge spat it on Christian and chased him but he ran rite into Test big boot and Christian said "I didn't pee, but our mom did a shit 27 years ago when she gave birth to you!"

DDP beat Tajiri after William Regal threw hot tea in Tajiri's eyes and Tajir staggerd around blind but he still kicked Regal in the ears then challenged him to a blidnfold match on Sunday!

Big Show came out dressed as Andre the gian and said Andre was his dad who died from cancer wrestlig Big John Stuff for the WWF and he'll win at Survivor Series for Andre but then the Big Bossman came out and said "hey big freakshow, I'm the biggest newest memmber of the alliance and by the way, I was wrestling Andre when he died and I killed that big nasty bastard!" and Big Show started crying and Bossman sprayed pepper in his eyes and hit him with his stick and sed "your serving hard time, just like your dead daddy is in hell, BOY!"

Dudleys beat Palumbo and Billy Gunn and Billy and Chuck nearly fought afterwards but then they hugged and Billy said, "come on, I'll show you why they call me the ass man!" and they touched each other on the balls and went backstage!

Lita beat Ivory and I could see Lita thongs and the top of her ass and it ruled and then afterwards Jeff Hardy came out and hugged Lita then Matt came out and said "get you hands off my bitch!" and gave him the twist of fate but then Lita said "dont call me a bitch Matt I'm serious" and Matt said "don't go there girlfriend" and Lita said "no matt I'm serious don't call me a girlfirned I mean a bitch and matt no matt I'm serious Matt" and Matt gave her the twist of fat and said "I'm sick of having sex with your ass!" and walked away and we all booed and then a fan tried to jump into the ring to rape Lita but I stopped him and everyone cheered me and Lita kissed me on the cheek...THE BUTT CHEEK!

Hahaha,I made that up1

The Hurrican beat Dean Malenko: Then then Dean said "i've been in a wrestling for 31 years and now its time to retire" but no one cared and I sand "nanana na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good riddance!" and everyone laffed at Dean and then climbed on top of the titan tron and said he'll kill himself but Chris Benwah came out in a neckbrace and said Dean has so much to live for and Dean said "like what?" and Benwah said "good point!" and Dean jumped!

Main event was a singing contest between Austin and The Rock again and Austin sang Enimen and he said "Hi, my name is WHAT? My name si WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" and he said what for ten minutes straigth then the crowd said what for 23 minutes then Rock said what for half an hour then Austin said "DTA YOU PIECE OF SHIT" and stunned the Rock then Booker T came out and said "SUCKA, this has GOTS to be a dancing contest" and Austin did the spinarronie but then The Rock did a better Spinaroonie and Booker sed Rock wins so Austin stunned Booker and Rock sang "aMerican pie" but he sang it as "poontang pie" and he said Autin doesn't like Poontang and he has a bigger strudel than Austin and he also has bigger BALLS than the Austin and Austin said he has a 24 inch ratlesnake and he was going to get it out but Val VEnis came back and said it is unaccpetable to show your dick on tee vee so rock stunn4d him and Austin did the People elbow and then Rock and Austin hugged but Jericho came out and said Rock is a tratior for hugging Austin but then RVD came out and said Austin is a trator for hugging Rock but then RVD stunned Austin and Jericho rock bottomed Rock and then Jerich hugged RVD but RVD busted him open by accident on the hug so JEricho gave RVD a neckbreaker and JEricho was the last man standing and JR scream "WILL IT BE LIKE THIS THIIS SUNDAY TUNE IN TO FIND OUT" then he thought the show was over and said "that oughta to hold those little SOBs" but Mitchell Cole sais "we're still on the air!" so JR give Micheal Mole a wedgie to a big pop and said "SUCK IT!"

And that is what happened at Smackdonw tapings!"

Wow, JR said SUCK IT? Are you sure he didn't say "I suck!" lol back soon wit more newz for all my homiez!

4/11/01

OMG GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!! I just heard a hot rumourh that undertake had a backstage meeting and he said that RVD is a menace 2 socieity and he keepz bleeding people so he should be jobbing to MEAT on Metal!!!! but all the yung guyz said that taker is old and fat and is trying to hold the young pups down! And then their was a figtht and it was Undertake, Kane, Tripel H (HE HAS BACKSATGE POWER), Haku against all the yung people like Hardyz, and RVD and Scotty 2 Hotty and X-Pac and OMG guyz, the yung peopel kicked ass and OMG guys they ran Undertaker out of the WWF so there is is nomore undertake in WWF now!!!! And vince will bring back the fake undertake but he'll be played by the ugy who was demolition smash.

teh reasons why teh ratingz are so low is cuz tripel H has been rigging the ratings! casue hes got a friend he works with nielsons, but the ratings are really high and tripel hs friend is holding them down! Adn this iwll make vince bring triple h back to tee vee and then the ratings will go up cuse the guy will stop rigging them and vince will think its cus of the game and give him big push and world title and have him beat rock and austin and rvd and eveyrone and its all about the game!

Trish stratus doesnt have boob implants they is all natural doodz and I know cuse my cousin said he touched them and they is real and they is fantastic!

on Raw when it is Rock vs Jericho, it will be a five star match and jericho will win the big 1 and then rock will say "I respect u, if you SMEEEEELLLLLALALALLA wat I'm coooking" then they will hug then they will have a hugging match against Austina nd Angle the FAGGOT TRAITOR on smicdown and Jericho will hug Angle by mistake and the ref will be confused and decalre the match a draw!

OMG DOODZ, STACY KEIBLERS LEGZ ARE FIVE FOOT LONG!!!!

The Road Dogg and Grand Master Sexy may cume back as a tag time and they will pretend to takje drugs and road dogg will say "i've got two words 4 u: TAKE DRUGS!" and the WWF will sell drugs to the fans to make more money for there honey butg then the PTC will complain and sez drugs are illegal and then vinece will give Steven Richars a fat blunt to smoke and STeven will like it and share it witht he PTC and they like it then everyone has a good time on drugs except road dogg who dies of a heroin overdose!

ILIKEMEN sent this hot newz to me:

"KANE WILL BE UNMASKED BUT HE WILL HAVE BURN MAKE_Up ON AND HE WIL BE SO UGLY THAT HE CANT GET A DATE 2 TEH PROM AND UNDERTAKE WILL LAFF AT HIM SO KANE CHOCKLSAME TAKER INTOT HE MISSIPI RIVER!!!!"

Thanx 4 taht!!!!!

Bret Hart went insane cuase his little headache is so sore and he said jack briscoe and jerry biscore are gay incest homos and that luke graham (1 of the bushwackers) likes to roll around in shit and if he ever seez Jimmy Hart on the street he'll mow him down with his car (Jimmy stole 20 dollorz form bret in 1978 and bretholds a grudge!)!!!!!!!!!!

Tazz will have a shoot match with ken shamrfock at wrestlemania and tazz will win cuse he is ultimate shooter machine!

TAHTS ALL 4 NOW BACK SOON WIT MOR!!!!

HOGAN TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE THEN CALL AUSTIN BROTHER? ULTIMATE WARRIOR TO EAT PICKLED EGGS ON SMACKDOWN? SERGANT SLAUGHTER TO RENEW HIS FEUD WITH TRIPLER H IN A TANK MATCH WHERE YOU HAVE TO RUN YOUR OPPONENT OVER WITH A TANK? PLUS HOT NUDE PICS OF YOUR MOTHER, SUCKING ME OFF WHILE MIGHT MOLLY SHAVES HER LEGS!!!!

27/10/01

Heyy doodz! I am here with a sunday afteronoon update for you guyz! And here it is1!!

Good old Jim JR sez in his Ross report that on Raw it will be Vince vs Shane Mcmahon!!!!!!!! Taht is going to be a grate match that will turn the ratingz around!

if you ask me if the wwf wantz to get ratings back they must do a lesbian angel with Trish and Lita and then Torrie is jelous becuz she likes Trish but then Tajiri turnz heel and joinz the Network again with Rhyno and Jack Victory and wiff Steven Richards instead of Steve Conino (who retired cuz he SUX!) and the Network beat up all the lesbianz but then Stephanie cumes out and sez SHE is lesbo too and makes out with STacy to a big pop but then the GAME Tripel H joinz the Network to fite against lesbains! and then the wwf do a special ppv for ADULTZ like me (I BET I'M OLDERR THAN ALL OF U!) and that ppv has Trorrie turning on Trish and making out with Stacy and touching her legs and her ass mmmm.

Wat was I talking aboot again?

The reason Tazzz isnt on smackdown commentaters anymore is that he lost his voicce!

Teh outsiders HAVE NTO signed with the wwf but they WILL invade at Royal rUmbele! And Sctt Hall will puke on Heyman and JR will go "FOR ######ING GODS SAKE STOP THE ######ING MATCH" but it will be a worked shoot!!

Jeff Hardy is a fag!

Lita will catch Matt Hardy looking at Lilian Garcias legz but she will blame Lilian and slap her and give her a moonsault but then Matt will look up lilians skirt when lita isn't looking!

TERRY GORDY IS DEAD!

Hulk Hoganz new promotion wil be great and wil have Hogan, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Lawyer (but not his SLUT wife!), Honky Tonk Man, The Killer bees SID!!!!, and Jake the Snake and he will pay jake with CRACK HEROIN! Lol and everyone will refuse to job as all the matches will be SHOOTZ~! and Brain Knobbs will win them cuse he once beat Ken Shamrock in a shoot fite.

the match at survivor series will be a spin the whell make the deal match! and the wheel will land on electric double cell match whihc will be a match with a DOUBLE size hell in a cell and it will electrfry you if u touch it! Amd Shawn Stasiak will run in and run iton the cell and be died and then Austin will put the Rock in a sharpshooter and Vicne sez "RING THE FUCKING BELL" and then vince sez "I foolled you all you bitches, I OWN ECW AND WCW and now I own all of wrestling!" but then the Million Dollar Man wil be back on Raw and he will buy WWF and that when the NWO cume back like I said earlier.

the reason brad shaw won the europe title and not faarook is taht their are no black people in europe.

X-Factor need a new member and that mite be Billy Gunny cuase he was in DX with X Pac and JR will say "DX DX DX GOOD SATAN ALLMIGHTY IT'S FUCKING DX!" but X-Pac will say "we are still X-Factor" and JR will say say "Oh, X-Factor sux" and do a crotch chop and teh crowd pop!

DDPS NEW GIMMICK IS A SHOOT!!!!!

Tahts all the hot newz for now SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE DOODMEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOW DOWN TO CUME BACK AS ARAB DOWN AND INCITE RACIAL HATRED? K-KWICK FIRED FOR STEALING X-PACS POT? BIG BOSSMAN TO MARRY TERRI RUNNELZ THEN GET HER PREGNANT THEN KILL HER AND EAT THE BABY? PLUS HOT PIX OF LITA SHAVING TRISH STRATUS IS A THONG IN A SHOWER NAKED WITH VISIBLE NIPPLE SLIP WHILE IVORY LATHERS THEM UP!!!!!!!

14/10/01

Hey doodz!!!! I is back wit a new feetare called "ASk HotWWFNewz.com!!"!!!" This is a feeture were I answear qesteons that me peepz, (dat's u the loyeal reeders!) have sent to me! And here is the first question from someone named Shawn!!!

Question: Hi, I'm a big fan of your site. I was wondering if you could tell me which wrestlers are homosexuals. Thank you.

Answear: Hey dood!!! Why u wont to know about that gay crap??? well anyway, the gay wrestlers are Pat Patterson, Gerald Briscoe (they is lovers, rember when Patterson shoved a bananna up briscos ass at king of the ring?), Jeff Hardy (his hair gives it away!), Teh Big Bossman (that's why Nailz hated him, becuze Bossman raped him in prison!) and Crash Holly (tahts why have never fucked Molly!).

NEXT QUESTION IS FROM SOME GUY NAMED HAK!!!!!

Question: Why was Joey Abbs fired?

Answer: Good question! As you may know, Joey abs used to daet Stephane MacMahon before they was famours! And one time, they went out on a datee to see Robin Hood Prince of THeefs and Joey yawned and tried to put his arm round Stephanie but stephanei got angry and threw her pop corn over him!!! but they Stephanie bumped her head and forgot that happend, but then when the British Bulldog hit her with a trash can she got that memory back and remembered this terrible incident and then she fired him!!! So tahts why Joey abs was fried.

NEXT IS A QUESTION FROM SOME GUY NAMED OT!!!!!

Question: Hi, I was wondering if you could tell me about any famous shoots that happened in the WWF?

Answear: GOOD QUESTEON! obveously the most famous shoot ever was at survivor series 97 when bret hart told vince mcmahon that hed lose but then in the match, bret spat on vince and said "fuc you I aint losing!" so shawn started shooting and did a shoot eye rake and put him in a SHOOT sharpSHOOTER and Brety tapped out like a little girl! but the most recent shoot was when Triple H was fiting Jericho and Jeriho won the titel but then tripel H said hed rape earl hebners wife unless hebner gaving him the belt bavk and poor earl had no choice and gave tripel H the belt and that is why Jericho hates HHH and STEpahknee.

THE LAST QUESTION IS FROM SOME GUY NAMED RAJAH!!!

Question: Do you want to cume and right for my site, dood?

Answer: FUCK NO YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!! I ONLY WRITE FOR HOTWWFNEWZ.COM AND FOR VWO CAUSE WHEN YOUR VWO YOUR VWO 4 LIFE AND I IS JUST TOOOO SWIZZEET TO WRITE FOR U!!!!!!!!!

ANd here is a hot newz flash: I'LL BE BACK WITH SOME HOT NEWZ 4 U GUYZ SOON!!!

11/10/01

Hey dood, this is AUSTINRULLZ47 and I was at smickdown last nite in Madison squared gardens!!! And here is the rezults and im a big fan of ur site and here is the rezults!!!

First they had a dark match!!!!!

it was Brock Leznar vs Russ HasS!!!! and it was a great match until Russ had a hart attack so brock did a shooting star press and it was amazing cause hei is seven feet tall thenb he took a twenty foote ladder into the ring and did a 450 splazh off it!!!! And then the paramedicz ran in and gave Russ and shock with those electric heart shockerz they have on teevee!!!!!

NEXT WAS HEAT TAPINGZ!!!!!!

Raven and Tommyr Dreamer vs Hardyz!!! Lita was hotz and I could see her thong and her bra and her nipples and her George W Bush lol!! And Raven turned on Tommy and my eyes couldnt belive it and Raven said "you screwed my girldfriend at summer camp, WHAT ABOUT ME, WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?!"

Billy Gun vs Saturn this was agreaet match that the idiot fanz booed and Billy showed his technial skillz with a power bomb and a huge dropkick and satrun pinned her after a bodyslam but I think billyz foot was on the rope.

Kie and Tie vs Scotty 2 Hotty and Dean Malenko I booed and sed "we dont want no small people wrestling!!!" and the guy next to me was a work rate freak and he said "be quite you ignorant hick" and I sed "suck it 420!" and crotch chopped and the crowd popped for me and this girl gavve me the eye and I missed the match!

NEXT WAS SMACKDOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First willian Regal came out and I booed and we all booed the british limey and he had a cup of tea and I booed and spat in his tea!!!!! and then micke foley came out and said he is new commishner! But then James Brownd played and the KAT! came out with Miss Jones the fine ass ho and said he is new commish and then RIC WHOO FLAIR came out and sedx he wantz to be commish then oh oh Shawn its HBK!!!! And he says theres a new sherrif in towN! and it's he!!!! But then Linda McMahon said there will be a five way match for commishernship at No Merscy and the crowd booed cuze they wanted gthat match TONITE!!!!

Tajri vs X- Pac Tajiri won witha kick and it looked stiff and I think it mighte have been a shoote!

then christ Jerich cumes out!!!! And he sayz he is not a heel, he is a bad mamma jamma!!!! And Stephanie cumes out and she isnt wearing a bra nad her big boobies jiggle and her ass does too and she sayz Jerich will fite Rock tonite and she will be referre and jericho sez "thatz cool with me, FAT SLUT!!!"

nezt match is Hurricae vs Faroooq! and hurricane sez he has a justice league of superheroz and bringz out Big Bossman, Steve Blackman and D'lo Brown!!!! And Bossman sez his supper power is that he can cook dogz and Blackman sez his is that he can cause the fanz to fall asleep and D'Lo sez that his super power is that he can break your neck with a simple powerbomb!!! and faroooq sez "damn!" and he joins the justice league two and he is beer drinking man! But then enter Sandman playz and sandman staggerz out and sez he is the only beer drinking man in wrestling!!! Then sandman throws up all over mighty molly and security take him away and Heyman screamz "THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN GO TO COMMERCIAL!!!!" and I thin it mite have been a shoot!!!

NEXT MATCH IS FOR THE WWF TITEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anbd it was Stone Cold Steven Austin vs K kwick and austin one in four secondz with the stunner. But then KURT ANGLE drove a BOOKMOBILE down to ring and threw bookz at Austin and JR ScreamZ "MY GOD THE OLYMPIC BOOKMAN BOOKOMANIA MY GOD IS HELL THIS IS ######ING TOO SWEET!!!!!" but then Booker T saves Austin!!!!

And backstage austin goes over to RVD and sez "hey, what, why, what, didn't, what, you, what, save, what, me, what, from, what, kurt, what, angle, what?" and RVD sez "I was too buzy shagging Debra!" and Austin goes "whaT?" and Debra slapz him and sez RVD is a reeel man and austin aint nothing but a zero and then austin is crying in his beer!!!!!

next was Torri vs Stacy in a bra and panty match and I swear that STacy legz are five foot long!!! and htey actually did techinal wrestling but then torrie boobz feel out!!!! And I bet theyll edit it on tv but I took a picutre and I wanked over it when I got home and I wiped the cum up with my sock.

next was Edge vss Albert and Edge won then Christain came out and said "you dont reek of awesomeness you reek of SMELLYNES" and Edge was mad and he chase Christina becakstage but it was a setup and Christian dropepd on anvil on Edges head not Jim teh Anbil Ninehart lol.

Nezt was Tazz vs Maven but Tazz said "hey Maven you PUNK your ass isn't fiting me tonite, your ass is Fighting...DARRYL!!!!!!!!!!! aNd Darryl comes out and Mavens like "oh shit" and Darryl accidental breaks mavens leg with a headlock then Josh comes out to take his placE!! but Darryl rips joshs ear off by accident with a hip toss but then BIG JOHN from Tough Enough comes out!!! but Tazz puts him in the Tazzmision but Tori cumes out and gives tazz a low blow but then Jacki cumes out and gives tori a low blow and jackie kisses Tazz and there is a new group now Tazz, Darryl and Jackie!!!! And Heyman sez theyll be bigger than the NWO but JR sez "FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK" and the crow pops.

NOW IT WAS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was Jericho vs Rock likes I said earlier and Stephane was the referee and she was weraing a tight referee shirt and LEATHER shortz and she looked so hot that I had a woody and it was touching the guy in front of me and he was angry and he slapped me! so when he turned his back I gave him a superkick and the peoplez elbow rite up there in the standz and the crowd loved me! Oh yeah, Jerich wone when Stpehanei gave rock a low blows and Jerich kissed her and felt her ass!!!!!!!!! and JR sed "BY GOD IS HEAVEN AND FUCKING JESUS TOO SHIT HELL COCK FUCK I CAN't BELIEVCE IT KING, WHAT WILL TRIPEL H SAY!!!!!!!!"

and that is the end of my report!!!

THANX 4 teh report dood! But I think you mite have to work on your typingh cuse you made a few typohs in taht report lol!!!

BAFK WIT MORE HOTZ NEWZ SOONZ DIZZZOOODZ¬!!!!!!

19/3/01

b>I is back at u wit more hizzot newz, doodz!

hey doodz! well us u all knows by now, the double u see double ya isa closing down!!!! good! i hizzate wcw! SUCK IT UNCLE ERIC! Ted truner is a gay ass fag! but anways, there is lots of mad rumourts taht some wcw gusy is going ot join da wwf. why? why would vince sine any wcw guyz? they all suck! it they was good, they would be in wwf in the fist place instead of crappy wcw!!!!! anywayz, thw rumour is that on raw this week, goldburgs music will play!!! and gillberg will cum out!!!! thyen jericho will cum out and kill gillber and said that goldburg is a pussy! then the reall goldburg will cum and it will be a shociking swerve cus he will hug jericho and they will becum tag parnter! and booker t and D D PEE will cum in too and they will fite the hardy and they will lose cus they suck and wcw sucks!

kane will be unnmasked at wrestlemania bey the big shoow! and h will be wearing doink the clown makeup! and he will say he is just "clowning around1".

also tat wrestlemania, they want curt angle to fite mike tyson! but tyoson is a big pusssy and he won't fite curt cus kurt will break his damn ankle! so kurt will fite grand master sexy dinstead.

rvd420 has sinedw ith wwf and he will win the lite hevayy title and he will pose ofor twenty minutes then smoke pot wiht the goodfagther, who is a face now!

trish will fite linda ina bikina match and linda will stripe trish so the fanz will cheer her!

Test will be the nezt one to join x pacs groudp and they will be called the super fun happy groupe!

rikishi has been fired for being a fat pice of shit, just like vader!

more hiszz newz sooon, dododoz!"!!!!!$£$£!

TAZZ TO FITE STEVEN RICHARDX IN A CENSOR ON A POLLE MATCH AT BACKLASH FOR THE INTERCONTINETAL TITLE? ESSA RIOS TO JOIN KAI AND TAI AND WIN THE SIX MAN TAG TITLES? AND HOT NAKED PICS OF STEPHANIE AND JENNIFER LOPEZ, TOGETHER, IN A SHOWER WEARING THONGS, FRENCH KISSING AND THEY ARE HOT!