Good old Jim JR sez in his Ross report that on Raw it will be Vince vs Shane Mcmahon!!!!!!!! Taht is going to be a grate match that will turn the ratingz around!
if you ask me if the wwf wantz to get ratings back they must do a lesbian angel with Trish and Lita and then Torrie is jelous becuz she likes Trish but then Tajiri turnz heel and joinz the Network again with Rhyno and Jack Victory and wiff Steven Richards instead of Steve Conino (who retired cuz he SUX!) and the Network beat up all the lesbianz but then Stephanie cumes out and sez SHE is lesbo too and makes out with STacy to a big pop but then the GAME Tripel H joinz the Network to fite against lesbains! and then the wwf do a special ppv for ADULTZ like me (I BET I'M OLDERR THAN ALL OF U!) and that ppv has Trorrie turning on Trish and making out with Stacy and touching her legs and her ass mmmm.
Wat was I talking aboot again?
The reason Tazzz isnt on smackdown commentaters anymore is that he lost his voicce!
Teh outsiders HAVE NTO signed with the wwf but they WILL invade at Royal rUmbele! And Sctt Hall will puke on Heyman and JR will go "FOR ######ING GODS SAKE STOP THE ######ING MATCH" but it will be a worked shoot!!
Jeff Hardy is a fag!
Lita will catch Matt Hardy looking at Lilian Garcias legz but she will blame Lilian and slap her and give her a moonsault but then Matt will look up lilians skirt when lita isn't looking!
TERRY GORDY IS DEAD!
Hulk Hoganz new promotion wil be great and wil have Hogan, Brian Knobbs, Jerry Lawyer (but not his SLUT wife!), Honky Tonk Man, The Killer bees SID!!!!, and Jake the Snake and he will pay jake with CRACK HEROIN! Lol and everyone will refuse to job as all the matches will be SHOOTZ~! and Brain Knobbs will win them cuse he once beat Ken Shamrock in a shoot fite.
the match at survivor series will be a spin the whell make the deal match! and the wheel will land on electric double cell match whihc will be a match with a DOUBLE size hell in a cell and it will electrfry you if u touch it! Amd Shawn Stasiak will run in and run iton the cell and be died and then Austin will put the Rock in a sharpshooter and Vicne sez "RING THE FUCKING BELL" and then vince sez "I foolled you all you bitches, I OWN ECW AND WCW and now I own all of wrestling!" but then the Million Dollar Man wil be back on Raw and he will buy WWF and that when the NWO cume back like I said earlier.
the reason brad shaw won the europe title and not faarook is taht their are no black people in europe.
X-Factor need a new member and that mite be Billy Gunny cuase he was in DX with X Pac and JR will say "DX DX DX GOOD SATAN ALLMIGHTY IT'S FUCKING DX!" but X-Pac will say "we are still X-Factor" and JR will say say "Oh, X-Factor sux" and do a crotch chop and teh crowd pop!
DDPS NEW GIMMICK IS A SHOOT!!!!!
Tahts all the hot newz for now SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE DOODMEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!