hey doodz! well us u all knows by now, the double u see double ya isa closing down!!!! good! i hizzate wcw! SUCK IT UNCLE ERIC! Ted truner is a gay ass fag! but anways, there is lots of mad rumourts taht some wcw gusy is going ot join da wwf. why? why would vince sine any wcw guyz? they all suck! it they was good, they would be in wwf in the fist place instead of crappy wcw!!!!! anywayz, thw rumour is that on raw this week, goldburgs music will play!!! and gillberg will cum out!!!! thyen jericho will cum out and kill gillber and said that goldburg is a pussy! then the reall goldburg will cum and it will be a shociking swerve cus he will hug jericho and they will becum tag parnter! and booker t and D D PEE will cum in too and they will fite the hardy and they will lose cus they suck and wcw sucks!
kane will be unnmasked at wrestlemania bey the big shoow! and h will be wearing doink the clown makeup! and he will say he is just "clowning around1".
also tat wrestlemania, they want curt angle to fite mike tyson! but tyoson is a big pusssy and he won't fite curt cus kurt will break his damn ankle! so kurt will fite grand master sexy dinstead.
rvd420 has sinedw ith wwf and he will win the lite hevayy title and he will pose ofor twenty minutes then smoke pot wiht the goodfagther, who is a face now!
trish will fite linda ina bikina match and linda will stripe trish so the fanz will cheer her!
Test will be the nezt one to join x pacs groudp and they will be called the super fun happy groupe!
rikishi has been fired for being a fat pice of shit, just like vader!
more hiszz newz sooon, dododoz!"!!!!!$£$£!