4/11/01

OMG GUYZ!!!!!!!!!!! I just heard a hot rumourh that undertake had a backstage meeting and he said that RVD is a menace 2 socieity and he keepz bleeding people so he should be jobbing to MEAT on Metal!!!! but all the yung guyz said that taker is old and fat and is trying to hold the young pups down! And then their was a figtht and it was Undertake, Kane, Tripel H (HE HAS BACKSATGE POWER), Haku against all the yung people like Hardyz, and RVD and Scotty 2 Hotty and X-Pac and OMG guyz, the yung peopel kicked ass and OMG guys they ran Undertaker out of the WWF so there is is nomore undertake in WWF now!!!! And vince will bring back the fake undertake but he'll be played by the ugy who was demolition smash.

teh reasons why teh ratingz are so low is cuz tripel H has been rigging the ratings! casue hes got a friend he works with nielsons, but the ratings are really high and tripel hs friend is holding them down! Adn this iwll make vince bring triple h back to tee vee and then the ratings will go up cuse the guy will stop rigging them and vince will think its cus of the game and give him big push and world title and have him beat rock and austin and rvd and eveyrone and its all about the game!

Trish stratus doesnt have boob implants they is all natural doodz and I know cuse my cousin said he touched them and they is real and they is fantastic!

on Raw when it is Rock vs Jericho, it will be a five star match and jericho will win the big 1 and then rock will say "I respect u, if you SMEEEEELLLLLALALALLA wat I'm coooking" then they will hug then they will have a hugging match against Austina nd Angle the FAGGOT TRAITOR on smicdown and Jericho will hug Angle by mistake and the ref will be confused and decalre the match a draw!

OMG DOODZ, STACY KEIBLERS LEGZ ARE FIVE FOOT LONG!!!!

The Road Dogg and Grand Master Sexy may cume back as a tag time and they will pretend to takje drugs and road dogg will say "i've got two words 4 u: TAKE DRUGS!" and the WWF will sell drugs to the fans to make more money for there honey butg then the PTC will complain and sez drugs are illegal and then vinece will give Steven Richars a fat blunt to smoke and STeven will like it and share it witht he PTC and they like it then everyone has a good time on drugs except road dogg who dies of a heroin overdose!

ILIKEMEN sent this hot newz to me:

"KANE WILL BE UNMASKED BUT HE WILL HAVE BURN MAKE_Up ON AND HE WIL BE SO UGLY THAT HE CANT GET A DATE 2 TEH PROM AND UNDERTAKE WILL LAFF AT HIM SO KANE CHOCKLSAME TAKER INTOT HE MISSIPI RIVER!!!!"

Thanx 4 taht!!!!!

Bret Hart went insane cuase his little headache is so sore and he said jack briscoe and jerry biscore are gay incest homos and that luke graham (1 of the bushwackers) likes to roll around in shit and if he ever seez Jimmy Hart on the street he'll mow him down with his car (Jimmy stole 20 dollorz form bret in 1978 and bretholds a grudge!)!!!!!!!!!!

Tazz will have a shoot match with ken shamrfock at wrestlemania and tazz will win cuse he is ultimate shooter machine!

TAHTS ALL 4 NOW BACK SOON WIT MOR!!!!

HOGAN TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE THEN CALL AUSTIN BROTHER? ULTIMATE WARRIOR TO EAT PICKLED EGGS ON SMACKDOWN? SERGANT SLAUGHTER TO RENEW HIS FEUD WITH TRIPLER H IN A TANK MATCH WHERE YOU HAVE TO RUN YOUR OPPONENT OVER WITH A TANK? PLUS HOT NUDE PICS OF YOUR MOTHER, SUCKING ME OFF WHILE MIGHT MOLLY SHAVES HER LEGS!!!!