CANCER has spread backstage in the WWF!!!! And The NWO has shown up FIVE
HOURS LATE for every show in GIANT LIMOS and there always DRUNK OFF THERE
ASSES!!!!! And Nash called Tazz and Spike "The orange and vanilla
midgets"!!!!!! And in todays Hot Newz I'll have an EXCLUSIVE interview with
Scott Hall to get to the bottom of this!!!
Billy and Chuck are the new FAG team champions (lol!) and they filmed a skit
for Raw where they go to a GAY BAR! And then the Akolytes come in and Brad
Shaw dances with a man in DRAG! And Farook says "damn!". And then Billy
says "why are there no chix here?" and they run away. And Farook and Brad
Shaw beat up all the gayz!!!
The WWF have also recorded a skit where Mr Perfect is playing golf with
Tiger Woods! ANd he hits Tiger with his golf club and CHEATS TO WIN~! then
sayz "I DID IT! I'M MR PERFECT YOU LOSER, I'M PERFECT, YOUR NOT! I SHOUT A
LOT!". Lol, he doesn't really say he shouts a lot but he does shout a lot
if youve noticed that.
The WWF is trying to come up with new namez for Chris Benwah when he comes
back to give him more charisma. Some of the namez they is considering are
"The Canadian Dream", "The Party Animal", "The Child Crippler" (He'll start
hitting children!) and "The Rabid Testicle"!!!
They used a stunt double of the Rock on Raw because the real Rock refused to
take the Razors Edge and teh Jacknife and the Big leg and get crushed by a
truck. Waht a wuss!
The WWF is trynig to get everyone on the rooster onto the Wrestlemania card
including JR and The King!!! and theyll fight Spike n' Tazz and this will
be set up on Raw when Tazz sez to JR "I'd punch your head off and choke your
ass out but it looks like GOD beat me to it!" and JR kicks him in the bollz
and breaks a candy jar over his head and jumps off the ring apron with a big
splash (!!!) and sez "DON'T TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN, YOU DAMN STINKING
BASTARD! IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, SON AND THE HOLY GHOST I WILL BEAT YOU
LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!".
my main dawg NEKROPHILLE told me that Rick Flair versus Undertaker will be a
"hip replacement" match. And I think he mean that's because they are
replacing hip young wrestlers on the show!!!
DDP is never on tv because everyone hates him.
Who bettar than Kanyon? EVERYBODY!!!! (This isn't newz just a hard hitting
Rikishi and Big Show are off tv because they are in FAT CAMP! Adn you can
get updates on there weight loss every week in the Ross Report!!
OMG EVEN MORE SIGN IDEAZ, MOTHAFUCK!
THAT'S GOTTA BE (SPO)KANE!!! - to hold in Spokane Washington!
Billy and Chuck love to fuck...EACH OTHER!!!!
Stephanie is fat!!! - she got implants because someone held a sign saying
her boobz are saggy, so maybe we can make her get liposuction!!!!
JR measured Albert's HEAD lol!
I pinned Maven in the parking lot and am the Hardcore champion!!!
I totaled my underwear!
I'd rather be on Lenny Lane in Lodi, New Jersey!
Bring back the Blue Meanie as Goldust's boyfriend!!!!
Thanx go out again to Mister Stumpy 4 his hizzelp!!!!
Now for this weekzz interview with Scott Hall!!!!
Me: Hey yo!
Hall: Hey yo.
Me: Lol! Are you drunk, dood?
Hall: Of course not...
Me: It's okay dood, I interviewed the SandMan a few weeks ago and he was
drunk off his ass!! I don't mind talking to a big alocoholic loser!
Hall: I'm not drunk!
Me: Okay, I believe you....lol!
Hall: Can we get on with this?
Me: Okay Chico! Lol! You ooze machismo!
Hall: You said you were going to ask me about Nash and Hogan....
Me: Oh yeah! What's Big Poochie like in real life?
Me: Nash you dumbass! I bet you don't even surf the internet, you stupid
Hall: No, I actually have a life.
Me: Yeah...A LIFE OF CRIME! lol! Anyway, is Nash really evil in real life
I bet he is is he?
Hall: He's my best friend. He helped me get off the booze.
Me: Are you two more than friends?
Hall: Are you implying that...
Me: THAT YOUR HOMOGAYS YEAH!
Hall: For fuck's sake...
Me: Let's talk about your arrests! How many times have you been arrested?
Hall: I can't remember...
Me: OMG, I bet you've been arrested more times than Mick Foleys been hit by
Hall: I doubt it...
Me: What do you think is your funniest arrest?
Hall: None of them were funny, man.
Me: Yes they were! Remember when you couldn't pay your taxi cab fee and you
smashed the taxi up? Or when you keyed a limo? Or that time you were
supposed to pick your kids up but you drove right past them because you were
so out of it? I was ROTFLMAO at all of them!
Hall: You find the misfortune of others funny?
Me: Yeah! Now that your back in the WWF, maybe they should have a angle
whetre you feel up Mae Young! We all know you like to feel up old women,
Hall: Maybe they should do an angle where some little punk is interviewing
me and talking trash, so I give him the Razor's Edge?
Me: Yeah, that would ROCK! Are you going to renew your heated feud with
that homo Goldust?
Hall: Only if he starts hitting on me again!
Me: You big homophobic! Is Eric bischoff going to be involved in the NWO
Hall: I really can't say...
Me: You can't say because he will be involved!?
Hall: I really can't say...
Me: OMG! He IS going to be involved! Bischoff versus McMahon at
Hall: Yes...SHANE McMahon!
Hall: Sorry, it just slipped out! Put it on your site, kid. Everyone will
be so impressed with you when it happens.
Me: I will do taht! You arent so bad after all! But is it true that you
once took a shit on a plate on an airplane and then gave the shit to Sunny?
Hall: Yeah, that was funny.
BIZZACK SIZZON WIZZITH MIZZORE HIZZOT NIZZEWZ FIZZOR MIZZY HIZZOMIEZ
GODFATHER TO BECOME AN
EVIL PIMP AND CONTROL HIS HOES WITH CRACK? CHRISTIAN TO CRY FOR THIRTY
MINUTES ON RAW? HOGAN TO TALK FOR 60 MINUTES ON RAW? JERIKO TO BE BOOKED
AS A CREDIBLE CHAMPION (LOL!). PLUS HOT NAKED PICS OF CHYNA FROM PLAYBOY
WITH HER PENIS AIRBRUSHED OUT AND THE HOT NEWZ ARCHIVE CLICK